JOKE!!!

The Vibrator
As the mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,
she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening
the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout
with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go
away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming
from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering
the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said,
"Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as
close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home
from a shopping trip and heard the same buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the family room.
They entered the room and observed the father sitting on the couch,
staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "Please, go away and leave me alone. I'm watching the ball game
with my son-in-law