Thursday, May 12, 2005

joke!!!

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day,> > they stumbled> > into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful> > women. They> > started getting friendly with all the women, when> > suddenly the> > Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women.> > No one else> > can touch them except me. You three men must pay for> > what you have> > done today."> >> > "You will be punished in a way corresponding to your> > profession,"> > said the sheik, then he turned to the first man and> > asked him what> > he did for a living.> >> > "I'm a cop," said the first man.> >> > "Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the sheik.> > He then> > turned to the second man and asked him what he did> > for a living.> >> > "I'm a firemen," said the second man.> >> > "Then we will burn your penis off!" said the sheik.> >> > Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you> > do for a> > living?"> >> > The third man said with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop> > salesman."

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